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I fling poo, but that's just me

memoirs of a global nomad

I fling poo. . . but that's just me
17 June 1980
Hello and welcome to a tiny fraction of my mind.

What is Phigmentor? Well, a Figmentor is a creator of figments of the imagination. I decided I like it better when it's spelled with a Ph as opposed to just an F. F is such a boring letter don't you think? So... effy. Except when it is spelling fuck.... phuck looks so silly no? It tends to remind me of Puck from Midsummer's Night Dream... and that isn't necessarily a good thing as many tend to see that as a big steaming pile o' crap that came out of Shakespeare's ear during the... well anyway:


Name: Verónica

Born: June 17th, 1980

Zodiac- Gemini.. But I am not your average Gemini.... I am not so split as Gemies tend to be.

Nicknames: VK, V, Vero, Nica, Nick, Veek, Veris, the other V (long story, it's kinda a Heather's thing)

Languages: Six. English, Spanish, Polish, Italian, German and Sign Language. The only one I have learned completely out of a book was german and it's the weakest of the six. I working on gettin' Arabic and Japanese in the mix too! Funny little hobby of mine.

Countries under my belt: USA, Canada, Mexico, Colombia, Guyana (South America), Barbados, Trinidad & Tobago, Bermuda, Panama, Poland, Germany, Italy, Switzerland, Spain, Russia, Former USSR, Ukriane, Austria, France, Lichtenstein, the Vatican, San Marino, Spain, The Netherlands, former Czechoslovakia, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Brussels. I think that's it.

Countries I am planning on visiting rather soon: Ireland, Wales, Scotland, greece, Turkey, Cypruss, Tibet, Thailand, Japan, Portugal, Argentina, Mongolia (just 'cause no one I know has been there), China, ALL of Africa, Egypt, Finland, Scandanavia, Norway, Iceland and I think that's it.

Political affiliation: Flaming Fuckin' Liberal, with a Democratic upbringing.

Major Political Platforms: Fixing our economy, and equality rights for Homosexuals and Transgendered individuals and their families.

Tattoos: 1, in the small of my back, a Kirin. Long and the short of it, A kirin is a Unicorn of the not so frilly sort. It's the 1st of 11-13 planned ones. The next 4 that are planned and just need to be designed/ tattooed on are a Chipcha (Pre colombian symbol) on the right side of my rib cage, the infinity symbol done in celtic knotwork on the left side of my rib cage, the sanscrit word for strength on my lower belly, and the letter "V" done in gothic font. I don't know where I want that one.

Bad habits (or the social stigma thereof): I drink (beer and almost always beer rarely do I go for the hard stuff), and I cuss like an irish sailor.


Movies: Ferris Bueller's Day off, Pricilla Queen of the Desert, The Exorsist, True Grit, The Fantastic Adventures of Unico, Say Anything, Singles, The Usual Suspects, Resevoir Dogs, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Hedwig and the angry inch, The Sound of Music, East of Eden, Rebel without a cause, Grosse Point Blank, Better Off Dead, 16 candles, Boondock Saints, The Breakfast Club, Mujeres al bor de un ataque de nervios, Dangerous Liasons, High Fidelity, Atame, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, El Espinazo del Diablo, Legally Blond and about a 100 more

Sports: American Football (spectator) and Horseback riding (participate)

Movie Genres: Comedy, Horror, 80's flicks, Drag Queen Movies and Anime

Bands/Arists I really dig: Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Prince, Alice in Chains, Dropkick Murphys, Simon and Garfunkel, Shakira (in spanish), Luis Miguel, Olga Tañón, Cafe Tacuba, Savage Garden (shut up), Tori Amos, The Indigo Girls, David Bowie, The Cure, Flogging Molly, Madonna, Aterciopelados, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs, Billy Joel, Tears for Fears, Pop will Eat itself, Dead Kennedys, Danzig, VNV Nation, NIN, White/Rob Zombie, Alex Syntek, Boquitas Pintadas, La Ley, Hall and Oates, KISS, and about a 100 or so more, but all time fave is Pearl Jam.

Books and literary works: The Life of Pi, The Da Vinci Code, To Kill a Mocking Bird, The Cathcher in the Rye, The Escape Artist, The Mists of Avalon, Of Mice and Men, The tao of Pooh, Good Omens, Their Eyes were Watching God, Macbeth, The Merchant of Venice, The Canterbury Tales, Cien Años de Soledad, El Caballo de Troya series, Bodas de Sangre, La Casa de Bernarda Alba (and anything by Garcia Lorca quite frankly), Cry The Beloved Country, Killing Pablo, God's Playground: a History of Poland, Dante's Inferno, IT and a bunch more

Animal: Unicorns and horses

color: Green

Car Brand: Volkswagen and Audi

this is me.

Behold...the power of BEER

this is my dog. I love my pug! His name is Loki.

behold... the power of PUG

5'6'', black hair, poo brown eyes. I have a pet homosexual and his name is Mike. We refer to him as the big gay mike, but he's not big anymore. I think I am the shit, and I don't mean it to be egotistical. I love Metal and Puccini hand in hand. I live for comics and graphic novels and Hemingway, Hesse, and Steinbeck. I am a nice person, but I will be the first to put your face through the wall should the occasion call for it. I live for good beer and a steak in a pool hall, and I melt with the idea of awesome 5 star food and 400-dollar wine. I am a 29 year old Irish/Colombian female who puts my foot in my mouth more times than I would like to count. I am really outspoken, mischievous and funny. I love, I hate, I prattle. I prattle a lot. I am always thinking up new ways to get my muse going, most recently it's settled on fiber arts. I have had Pugs before they were cool to own. I currently have three Cats. I eat my cereal with Orange Juice (no shit, really I do), I love a good joke, I love to dance and sing, I am a HUGE ham, and I will tell you what I think (and I'll try to be nice about it). Dunno what else to put here. I also maintain the non_top40 community. It's a community all about lesser known bands, and supporting your local bands. Come and join the hijinks!

I do let annons reply to my journal and stuff, but if you do, please leave at least your online handle name. I really hate it when people reply and don't leave their names.

Be nice, I tend to bite and mame if you are mean to me in my journal. Please fasten your seat belts. Thank you.

Dear Dubya. My friend Evil ninja would like to say something to you:

Today's face of Terror (on a scale of Oscar to Elmo):
Terror Alert Level


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